This friend of ours is a cardiac anesthesiologist and asked Michael if he would be interested in being in on a heart surgery. He jumped at the opportunity and really enjoyed it.
Here's a few things I learned from Michael while he was here:
- It is much too tempting to have a can of whip cream in the refrigerator.
- It is perfectly fine to take such can and squirt directly into one's mouth.
- It is much less tempting after you've seen someone's corroded arteries.
- They only sell "old men's" suits at major department stores.
- Never ever wear one of those suits where the waist comes up just below the rib cage.
- It's ok to buy at discount stores as long as those stores are The Gap, Banana Republic, or Nautica.
- Driving 15 hours a day is a snap as long as you have the right fuel such as Pepsi Max and Dr. Pepper.
- A driving lawnmower is a "must purchase" item here in Tennessee.
- It would not be a waste of money to hire a lawncare service.
- It's cool to know the owner of Sonic when you've just had poor service at his Sonic in Provo.
- You can survive after working outside in 500 degree weather.
- If you stand in on a surgery, you tend to refer to it as "our surgery".
- You're never too old to have your mom scratch your back.
- Sleeping on a mattress that doesn't sink in the middle makes you want to sleep in.
- It's a bit awkward to be translating your dad's talk for him when he says "we paid good money to have Michael be able to do this."
We love you Michael. Thanks for the good time. We're sad to see you go, but excited for you to have another great year at school.