Thursday, June 5, 2008

Our Big Carbon Footprint

I'm trying to go "green"...I really am! I've purchased two items...yes two items... that are very eco friendly...or so they say they are! I believe labels! One is a liquid laundry soap and the other is a multipurpose household cleaner. I will admit that the fact that they smell good probably sold me. I'll tell you right now, that if it doesn't have a great smell, I'm not buying it...no matter how earth friendly it is. So, I'm well on my way to "going green", doncha think?

So it has been brought to my attention that many of us are guilty of the disgrace of making bad choices for the environment. We are encouraged to change our light bulbs, turn off the air conditioner, turn down the heat, recycle, buy reusable grocery bags, and use eco friendly products. Most recently, a good friend of mine told me about an experience she had when she had her son at the pediatrician's office. The pediatrician asked her son what his family's plans were for their family vacation this year. He willingly told him their plans to fly across the country to California, drive to Utah, fly back to California, and then fly back home. The pediatrician's response was a look of disgust at my friend as he responded. His response went something like this..."Well, aren't you just going to leave a big carbon footprint" this summer!

Memorial Day weekend found us, once again, traveling the friendly skies. Did I say "friendly"...my mistake! You'd think after all the traveling we've done in the past year, we would get some perk like possibly a parking place near the terminal, or if that's asking too much, maybe just a free snack during the flight. You'd think by now, the airlines would recognize how much we've contributed to their job security and thank us when we check our bags, or maybe just overlook that eighth of an ounce our bag is over the weight limit. You'd think by now they would realize that my husband is NOT a terrorist and let him check in like everyone else. But NO...there are no perks, no thanks when we pass through security, and yes my DH still has to show his face when he checks in. I have decided, however, that I think TSA at the Nashville airport recognizes me. We play this little game that goes something like this....I try to hide the makeup bag containing all the expensive face products, and they try to find it, open it, and UNSCREW THE LIDS on each and every one of them. Seriously, do lids unscrew themselves?

Now on top of everything else, the tree huggers of America are accusing those who fly frequently of leaving a BIG CARBON FOOTPRINT behind. So, if you happen to see a BIG carbon footprint on some TSA workers backside, you'll know where it came from.

9 comments:

Annakaisa said...

This was hilarious post! Pretty rude comment from that pediatrician! I mean, I'm ALL for being enviromental. We have changed our light bulbs and bought a car that uses less gas. But pretty sad for him to make others feel bad about their flying miles. I think this guy would like to throw people like me straight in to jail, for traveling all the way to Europe so often. I mean, think about how big my carbon footprint is! Pretty huge... I think. :)

Christine said...

I'll be checking the backs of all the TSA workers next time I'm at the airport! I'll see a footprint and say, "Ah, you must know my friend Diane!" LOL You have to feel a little better after that post, it was great!

Tina said...

LOVE IT! You are so dang funny! I wondered when you were going to show yourself again, you have been gone for a while! Hope your trip to UT was fun, and so sorry we missed you!
Our family leaves little carbon footprints all over the place. We may not travel by air but the chauffering service at our house is constantly in use. What can I do? Maybe go into the Rickshaw (sp) business. Load my kids up in a wagon like contraption with 2 large wheels and 2 long handles and RUN. That would sure burn these 38 lbs. off fast! Darned if you do and darned if you don't. Thats why I don't lose sleep over it. If someone wants to judge me (verbally) they may get a whole lot more than just a big carbon footprint on their backside....
Love you!

Unknown said...

FINALLY A NEW POST!!!! I hope you intend on leaving lots more carbon footprints...we will too! Hahahaha! I'm proud of you for going green in other areas, though...you do clean the house and do the laundry enough that your eco-friendly products will surely make a difference!

Kelly and Megan said...

Too funny! Kelly is considering getting a scooter to ride to work. Although all his other cop buddies laugh at him! I guess it isn't too cool for a cop to come to work on a scooter. It is even less cool if your bike partner is ridding on it with you! Hey, if it saves us $60 a fill up, it might be worth it.

Like everyone else, I am glad to see you are back! I love reading what you have to say.

Christie said...

Don't even get me started on the carbon footprint. I get lectured DAILY by my mini-Al Gore (Chase). It makes me not want to recycle out of spite. Which is bad.

Aly said...

I am the worst when it comes to this!!!! Yesterday I TRIED to conserve power by not turning on all of my lights during the day (I love having bright lights on) it lasted until about 3 o'clock:) And I recycle my Wal-Mart plastic bags faithfully (they work great as bathroom garbage pail liners)!!! You are so funny!!

Darci said...

Well I for one think Bob looks like a terrorist (hehe). I get so tired of hearing about being green, I am fine with it, but it is like the "in" thing to do now and it is all over the place.

Deanie said...

Both of you guys really do look like the typical terrorists so I can see why they would be so concerned at the airport every time you try and smuggle your face cream through security. Too funny!!